Grill Your Ass Off Seasonings

$12.50

Platoon Sergeant - Our classic SPG Seasoning (Platoon Sergeant) is the most versatile seasoning you can ever find. Whether making meals on the smoker, grill, stovetop, or oven - the combined salt, cracked pepper, and savory garlic of our Platoon Sergeant Seasoning will bring the flavors of your food to life. This will be your go-to seasoning in every dish your cooking. If you're looking for the rub that stands in front of them all, get at Parade Rest, you just found it!

MAXIMUM GRILL ZONE - Claymore Cajun - Looking for that distinct spicy New Orleans flavor? Claymore Cajun Seasoning distributes the optimum amount of spices and flavor to satisfy your creole desire. Named after the M18 Claymore, known for its wide distributing blast made it the perfect name for our Cajun Seasoning. Claymore’s dominating flavor profile makes it great for fish, shrimp, crabs, crawfish, eggs, and anything else! Take the other crappy creole seasonings and throw them in the swamp! This is the perfect replacement. Claymore will spice up any dish that you want to add Cajun flavor to.

Cannibal is a chili-based all-purpose seasoning with a southern Texas flavor profile. This spice made its way to line up during the shutdown as an April fool’s joke, it was received so well that our customers demanded that we made it an actual product! Since then, Cannibal continues to be one of our best sellers! Just before grilling or roasting your meat cuts or vegetables, sprinkle over some Cannibal All Purpose Spice and taste the savory flavor it brings. Just a dash of it transforms even soups and stews to the next level of flavor. 

Nobody wants meat without seasoning. Our Cannibal Spice is hand-crafted with a rich blend of flavors, we put our mind, body, and soul into each bottle. Once you taste the smooth yet bold flavor, you'll be pleased knowing you're helping family and friends in such a succulent way. This is an all-purpose seasoning so put it on anything and everything, except loved ones. Let the bodies hit the grill! 

Crispy's Mango Habanero nicked named after Army Infantryman Sgt. Omar “Crispy” Avila. This seasoning will entice you with tropical sweetness, then explode with habanero heat. Sprinkle liberally on your favorite meat, chicken, fish, or vegetable to kick it up a notch!

Enjoy the perfect balance of spicy and distinctive sweetness of flavor this seasoning brings to your recipes. Amazing on poultry, fish, pork, and all things fruits & veggies, even cocktail drinks. For any dish you want to pack a punch, this is the perfect seasoning you’ll need.

PULL THE PIN, PASS THE PETE

For the original white meat, we could look no further than the M34 White Phosphorus Grenade.  This seasoning adds an explosive southern garlic and pepper flavor to everything you put on it. This simple yet versatile seasoning blend is a must for meal prep. Sprinkle over chicken when grilling, roasting, barbecuing, or pan-frying. Willie Pete Chicken Seasoning is phenomenal with veggies and soups too. This seasoning has the right blend for a fine-class quality dish.

BACON, BEANS, AND BUTTS - Infidel:  A term meaning American Greatness. With a name like this you know you're getting one hell of a seasoning. This brown sugar, chipotle pepper mix will be sweet right as it hits your tongue followed up with the perfect amount of heat to make this your new staple in the spice cabinet. Season it generously on pork ribs, shoulders, roasts, bellies, or tenderloin, and make these pork cuts sing with the sweet and savory flavor combination of spices in one dry rub. 

BONUS: Recommendation from Jason Murff, “Don’t let the name fool you!” This is my favorite seasoning to put on Salmon.

THE ULTIMATE STEAK SEASONING - Ma Deuce Steak Seasoning is formulated with everything you could ever want or need on a steak in one bottle! When coming up with a name for this seasoning, it was only fitting that we named it after the M2A1 .50 cal nicknamed “Ma Deuce,” because of this seasoning's larger granulated base. It also has key ingredients like garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, dehydrated Worcestershire sauce, & citrus peel to give you a bold flavor that’ll leave your mouth watering. With this ultimate steak seasoning, you can go ahead and smack the first person who attempts to grab the steak sauce.

Grill Your Ass Off "The Sampler" Includes a sample of our seasonings packed in an MRE themed bag! Seasonings included - Infidel Pork Rub, Ma Deuce Steak, Willie Pete Chicken, Claymore Cajun, Gunpowder Steak & Brisket, Crispy’s Mango Habanero 

NO MSG - NO GLUTEN.